when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem
An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all…
people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur triviaThen tell a dinosaur fact
i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD
My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.
"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."
"Okay, new yoga pose. It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."
"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."yes
all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married
#i want my otps doing household chores and not even doing it when they go to bed; just reading and falling asleep #complaining to each other about really inane things like the fringe on the curtains #MAKING DINNER TOGETHER AND ARGUING ABOUT BOOKS AND WHOSE TURN IT IS TO WALK THE DOG #absently and casually kissing each other in passing as they go about the day
if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad
nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason
what is it called when u kill a friend