tupacabra:

i was at the thrift store a few days ago and i found this

tupacabra:

i was at the thrift store a few days ago and i found this

ceesquatch:

when an animal doesn’t like me it really impacts my self esteem 

→ http://cantbetaemined.tumblr.com/post/89581184928/the-goddamazon-thesushiowl-an-immortal-being

the-goddamazon:

thesushiowl:

An immortal being has the ability to share their power with one soul and make them immortal too, so they can have a companion for all the years if they choose. Only one though. This being has had countless lovers and friends, and they have seen them all…

spikespiegell:

accio-boggarts:

spikespiegell:

people think im book smart but im just 99% bullshit and 1% dinosaur trivia

Then tell a dinosaur fact

i know that they are 100% FUCKIGN RAD

kissnecks:

knitmeapony:

My next million dollar idea: reluctant exercise videos with people who aren’t perky.

"Just five more… I know, I kind of want to die right now too, but let’s just power through it."

"Okay, new yoga pose.  It’s going to ache like a bastard until your hamstrings release, I’m not gonna lie."

"Stretch a little deeper… it’s okay to yell ‘fuck’ at this point, I won’t tell anyone."

yes

camacaileon:

There are two types of bunnies.

ohemgosh:

genebeanbelcher:

all i truly want for any of my otps is for them to be………. Super Married

   

owlmylove:

if u don’t like Hufflepuffs then u must not like acceptance, honesty, equality, loyalty, easy kitchen access and lovely cozy hobbit holes and if u don’t like any of those things then u must be a very sad person and i will invite u into our cozy badger tunnel and nab u some cauldron cakes and butterbeer from the kitchens next door and listen to ur troubles until u feel a lil less sad

ben-c:

nobody knows what their favourite episode of sherlock is but everybody knows it isn’t the blind banker for some reason

geopunk:

sloth-grunge:

geopunk:

geopunk:

what is it called when u kill a friend

homiecide

murder

homiecide